01 |
09/24/1963
301
04/24/1963 |
Passion in Pasadena or Love is a Many-Splintered Thing  |
Freddie |
Shirley Temple; The Beach Boys |
02 |
10/01/1963
302
04/26/1963 |
My Son the Monster |
Junior |
Steve Allen; Jayne Meadows |
03 |
10/08/1963
303
09/06/1963 |
Pop is a Weasel |
San Fernando |
Ginger Rogers; Jackie Coogan |
04 |
10/15/1963
304
09/12/1963 |
Bewitched, Bothered and Brainless |
Clem |
Rosemary Clooney |
05 |
10/22/1963
305
09/26/1963 |
Don’t Sit Under the Tombstone with Anybody Else But Me |
Deadeye |
Jane Powell |
06 |
10/29/1963
306
10/03/1963 |
Get Thee to a Cannery |
Freddie |
Ethel Merman |
07 |
11/05/1963
307
10/10/1963 |
Do You Take This Woman for You Awful Wedded Wife |
Appleby |
Audrey Meadows, Richard Deacon, the Lettermen |
08 |
11/12/1963
308
10/17/1963 |
It’s So Nice to Have a Louse Around the House |
Junior |
Jack E. Leonard, Roland Winters, Jane Dulo, Beverley Wright |
09 |
11/19/1963
309
10/24/1963 |
The Bachelor and the Boobyhatcher |
Freddie |
Bobby Rydell |
10 |
12/26/1963

Prod no. 312
Preview: 11/12/1963 |
Martha Raye; Melody Condos (Martha Raye’s daughter)
Deadeye
The Mouth Shall Rise Again
Synopsis
Cold opening
Piano player with key cover down
Monologue
Opening: Dog, Seagulls
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Mime: “Little Old Veterinarian”
Acts
Deadeye sends out for mail-order brides.
Silent Spot
“The New Roommate” Bookish Red gets a athlete college roommate (Peter Lupus)
Music number
“The Doddling Song”
“Gone With the Wind”, “Teacher’s Pet”, “Love” (melody)
Cast:
Video release:
(DVD) Classic Comedy Collector’s Series (box set 69912-9), Brentwood #60991-9
Notes: Next week guest announces as Raymond Burr, the Kessler Twins and Erving the Chicken Hearted. Originally schedule to air 11/26/1963?
The episode originally slated for December 10, 1963, featuring Cesar Romero (04/10) and the singing Womenfolk (03/10), was cancelled due to schedule conflicts, though both guest stars appeared later in the season.
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Show 310 rescheduled to 01/07/1964. A tribute to President Kennedy was scheduled. |
11 |
12/03/1963
311
11/08/1963 |
Good Night Sour Prince |
Forsooth |
Raymond Burr; The Kestler Twins |
12 |
12/10/1963
313
11/15/1963 |
It’s A Treat To Sell Your Wheat In The Vladivostok Mud |
Clem |
Cesar Romero; The Womenfolk |
13 |
12/17/1963
316
12/12/1963 |
Sing a Song of Sing Sing |
San Fernando |
Joannie Sommers; Jackie Coogan |
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12/24/1963 |
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Repeat of 12/25/1962 |
14 |
12/31/1963
314
11/21/1963 |
Will the Real Clara Appleby Please Shut Up or To Tell a Fib |
Appleby |
Jane Russell; Connie Haynes |
15 |
01/07/1964
310
10/31/1963 |
Shrink My Head I’m a Stranger in Paradise or Stroodel and Freudloader-Instant Brainwashers |
Freddie |
George Gobel |
16 |
01/14/1964
315
12/05/1963 |
Sit Down Your Rockin the Vote  |
Clem |
Stubby Kaye; The Paris Sisters |
17 |
01/21/1964
317
12/19/1963 |
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Dump |
Freddie |
Merv Griffin |
18 |
01/28/1964
318
01/04/1964 |
That’s the Way the Fortune Cookie Crumbles
Note: Dunking Doughnuts |
Appleby |
Pat Suzuki; Jack Soo |
19 |
02/04/1964
319
01/09/1964 |
Cast Your Brat Upon the Water |
Junior |
Vincent Price; Helen O’Connell |
20 |
02/11/1964
320
01/16/1964 |
Lives of a Bungle Lancer |
Clem |
Douglas Fairbanks Jr.; |
21 |
02/18/1964
321
01/23/1964 |
Take Her She’s Mean |
Appleby |
Pat Carroll; Jean-Paul Vignon |
22 |
02/25/1964
322
01/30/1964 |
How Are Things in Glocca Moron? |
Clem |
Don Knotts; the Youngfolk |
23 |
03/03/1964
324
02/13/1964 |
On Top of Old Hokey |
Deadeye |
Liberace |
24 |
03/10/1964
326
02/27/1964 |
One Man’s Mate Is Another Man’s Poison |
Appleby |
Jackie Coogan; Vivian Vance; the Womenfolk |
25 |
03/17/1964
325
02/20/1964 |
I Was an S.A.P. for the C.I.A. |
Clem |
Mickey Rooney; Jo Stafford |
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03/24/1964 |
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Repeat of Prod No. 32 Season 12 |
26 |
03/31/1964
329
03/18/1964 |
Tip Toe Thru the Trash Cans |
Freddie |
Janet Blair |
27 |
04/07/1964
330
04/03/1964 |
I Want to Go Where the Wild Goof Goes |
Clem |
Connie Stevens |
28 |
04/14/1964
327
03/26/1964 |
The Goon and Six Pence |
Forsooth |
Vincent Price; Bobby Rydell |
29 |
04/21/1964
323
04/09/1964 |
Keep Tramp Fires Burning |
Freddie |
Cesar Romero; Poncie Ponce |
30 |
04/28/1964
328
04/23/1964 |
I Came, I Saw, I Conked Her |
Appleby |
Tony Bennett; Virginia Grey; Jules Munshin |
31 |
05/05/1964
331
05/05/1964 |
Heading for Last Roundup |
Junior |
Mickey Rooney; Jackie Coogan; the Snobs |
32 |
05/12/1964
332
04/16/1964 |
Crime Doesn’t Pay (Like it Used To) |
San Fernando |
Raymond Burr; Beach Boys |
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